WMCZ is moving later this year. You might already know that since we talk about it elsewhere on this site. But hard as it is to believe, there are people who are just too busy to waste their time browsing a law firm’s website. And since we’re going to be moving in the dead of November we’d hate for those busy people to end up freezing beside a door on 4th Avenue that no longer opens to WMCZ.
We’re a compassionate group – we need to help those people. Unfortunately, we are also terribly unimaginative. Although it’s everyone’s goal to “go viral” and “get buzz” and do other things that seem like good ideas even though we don’t know what they mean, getting millions of views could take a few days. So given our lack of imagination we thought we would just hijack some of the internet’s most popular memes to get our message out.
Our first try wasn’t memorable:
Not what we were looking for. So we tried again:
Maybe better but there was still massive room for improvement:
After that we gave up. We still intended to get our millions of views, we just thought that someone else could make it happen quicker.
So that’s where you come in. Do you have better ideas on how we can let people know about our upcoming move? Are you partial to First World Problems for your meme of choice? Do you even care?
If you do, by all means send us your best work. Fame and fortune awaits. Maybe the fame part. Maybe. We aren’t Reddit after all. But send your ideas to us and if we think it’s post-worthy you’ll get full credit and exposure to the handful of people who follow us. Better yet, you will have the satisfaction of helping lawyers, the one group which it’s still socially acceptable to mock.
Kitten videos are not beneath us and we’re afraid we might succumb to that if we don’t get alternatives. Please help.